He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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