marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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