oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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