I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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