quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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