That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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