windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I understand Curling. That high.
He felt like a one man threesome
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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