Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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