hell yes lets make some ravioli
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
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Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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