I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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