we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize