Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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