just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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