Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
You pole danced in your parka.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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