i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
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Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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