My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
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Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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