i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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