If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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