I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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