Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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