her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
