Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
