Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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