great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
