i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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