it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I FOUND THE LEGS
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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