google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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