went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
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You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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