11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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