My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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