Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
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he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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