Kiss
Puke
Porn is love you can see.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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