so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
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