I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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