guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
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I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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