is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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