I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
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I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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