and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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