I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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