Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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