She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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