you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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