dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
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if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
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I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
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