I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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