i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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