It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
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i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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