Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Randomize
