That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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