Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
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I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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