oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
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His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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my poor anus
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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