what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
