I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Are we still banned from the library?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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