i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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