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turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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