Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
So much rum. So many feels.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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